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if I were an animal I would be: a half animal,.. a Mermaid, Merman.... MerPerson.
if I were a color I would be: Black or Blue
if I were a musical instrument: Id be a TB303
if I were a fast food I'd be: Taco Bell!
if I were a flower I'd be: a weed.
if I were able to live anywhere in the world I'd live: St. John, Canada.
if I were an amusement park ride: Little Mermaid Underwater Themed roller coaster/flume ride... lots of tubes and indoor aquarium like passages.
if I were a holiday I would be: Halloween
if I were an article of clothing I'd look like: big fat size 4000 ugly ass pants.
if I were a number I would be: 0
if I were a candy: I'd be a cowtail
if I were a place would I rather be a city, beach, mountain or desert?: Beach. I love the ocean.
if I were to write a book, the title would be: A Binary Life... Learn how to flip that Bit.
if I were a movie star my stage name would be: Mermaid
if I were a professional athlete I would: Race Stock Cars
for my first starring role, the title of the movie would be: The Fat Overweight Ugly Geek and the Beautiful Girl who was Beautiful.
if I were a psychiatrist my first patient would be: shit, I do a better job that most of those guys anyway helping everyone I know except for myself....
if I were some sports equipment I would be: I suppose since Im a guy Im supposed to say something like a sports bra.... but I think Id rather be the engine in Mark Martins Taurus :-P but now that I think about it... a sports bra WOULD be fun.
if I were to time travel I would: only do it if I could look around the past without disrupting the present.
if I were to step into a book and be there with the characters I would choose: The Little Mermaid, LotR, any Greek Mythology, like Homers Odyssey
if I were a grownup my job would be: Race Car Driver. but I am grown up and Im just a friggen computer geek.... but my important job is to take care of Ariel :)
if I were a vegetable I'd be: Corn... I get chewed up and shit on all the time and seem to come out clean on the other side to see another day.
if I were a house I would be: an Igloo
if I were a car I would be: Taurus SHO
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